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Its so inane as to be haunting.
I had everything laid out too, but I was just like fuck it.
A true, belated gift in these troubling times.
When The Sweetest Thing starts up, the DJ goes, U2?
Hennessy, what are you smokin?
Fuck it, Im out.
Maybe Ive been self-isolating for too long.
Maybe Im reading too much into it.
Maybe Olivia Newton-John justgoes.
