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At the risk of sounding species-ist, most Toho Studiosdesigned giant monsters look alike in close-up.
Is that one of Ghidorahs heads or is it Rodans only one?
The director, Michael Dougherty, cant even seem to find the monsters in the frame.
At some point a major character was killed and I missed it altogether.
This thing is an unholy mess.
The problem, were informed, is determining which are here to threaten us and which to protect us.
Guess wrong and there goes another shopping mecca.
(Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism) and incinerated the creature from the inside out.
It was like he was saying, Suck on this, asshole!
ButGodzilla, King of the Monstershas more monsters and less dramatic logic.
So, theyre skeptical.
They sort of like him but have their sons bones to pick.
Kyle hates GodZ but agrees because, I should have been there for them!
Its like a new edition ofThanoss Good Earth Guide.
Im not complaining because the movie is dumb.
Its calledGodzilla: King of the Monsters, after all.
Im complaining because Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah (a.k.a.
Monster Zero), and Rodan deserved better.
), but then …
I honestly cant tell you.
The film fumbles every opportunity to endear itself.
(Will they discover that both their moms were named Martha?)
Frankly, Im still not thrilled with GodZ being a champion of the natural world.
(That roar of his has an electronic component.)
