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But were still left with a big question: What do all the other Housewives think?
(Okay, okay, the rest of this is totally made up.
But Bethenny really is leavingRHONY.)
She couldnt even send a text?
She couldnt let me know?
She just doesnt support women.
Hey, everyone, the message started.
I cant believe the news today, oh boy.
Wait, thats a Beatles song.
Put that in the act!
Anyway, Ill be sad to see my co-worker of so many years leave.
Sure, shes called me a slut and a whore and an alcoholic.
Maybe Ive been all of those things.
But Im going to focus on delivering my fans the best show possible and also my cabaret act.
Tinsley Mortimer calledPage Sixto let them know that she was bereft by the news.
I got a text at my home in Palm Beach.
Wait, I mean New York.
I live in New York.
Im a Housewife of New York, she said.
Tinsley added that, in solidarity with Bethenny, she would name one of her frozen embryos after her.
One of the attendees leaked to Queerty that Sonja slurred, Im gonna mish that bish.
She was my snatch guard.
I didnt say it.
It was at a party with Madonna and John John in Gstaad.
Know where that is?
Dorinda Medley simply tweeted, Ill tell you how Im doing: not well bitch.
The caption read only, Time for a new era to begin.
Twenty minutes later, the shirt was then added to her page on the fashion reselling website Poshmark.
It wasnt just the cast reacting to the news.
His Jackhole of the Day was much more interesting.
Todays Jackhole is famous reality TV producer Mark Burnett, Cohen said on air.
The tribe has spoken, and we want residuals.
I have always appreciated her wit, talent, and relentless branding that inspired The Agency hat.
Speaking of hats, does anyone know what shes doing with her fedora collection?
Caught by TMZ outside of Swag Boutique in Miami, NeNe Leakes revealed what she thought of Bethenny leaving.
she asked as she pursed her lips and rolled her eyes.
Im not sure who youre talking about?
I dont know any Bethenny.
I dont know her.
She deleted most of them, except the one calling Bethenny a bad mother.
On the same day, they published 17 articles about Lisa Vanderpumps dog charities.
You said when she left I could come back.
Call me, Andy.
