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You may think youre a quarantine expert by now.
Here are their 12 most important lessons.
Your couch deserves better than being covered with bits and pieces of grass/concrete/whatevers on the floor of Trader Joes.
Get some ambition
Terrace Houseis built on a sturdy foundation of hopes and dreams.
What starts as an innocent lil trip tor/catswithjobswill quickly devolve into a day-ruining wormhole of anger.
Take facial hair risks
Terrace Houseis the land of questionable goatees and chin straps.
This applies to all genders: Grow it out, shave it down, dye it pink!
This year already blows and having Daddy Government on your back is the last thing you need right now.
Pay your taxes, keep your dignity.
Upgrade your pajamas
This is essential.
Im willing to bet your ratty underoos and some exs old hoodie arent exactlykawaii.
Another thing to keep in mind: Swanky pajamas should be about treating yourself.
Absolutely no acoustic sets
Who are you trying to impress at this point?
And Yusuke was a genuinely good musician!
Imagine what ill fortunes may befall your shitty John Mayer covers.
During these trying times, just say no to ukuleles.
Set plans well in advance
Having something to look forward to is key.
Instead of u up?, consider Will you be up sometime in the next three to seven weeks?
Oh, and an important reminder: In life and inTerrace House, Costco is always a bad idea.
This is very bad yes and … energy that you should avoid at all costs.
Keep it cute and Costco-free.
The key is to make it count if you want results.
Stay hydrated and do whatever ya gotta do to avoid flailing around in poetic desperation.
They even had the audacity to complain that it was too fatty while housing it down in Uchis absence!
And this rule is not bound by those without dietary restrictions.
Now go forth and be kind to each other!
Just kidding, dont go forth anywhere beyond the bounds of your apartment.
Have you learned nothing from this hellscape?
[Cue thedoor closing sound.]
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