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And then, once it started … it couldnt be stopped.

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Stars from stage and screen Streep!

That makes him not just the birthday boy but the man of the moment.

Madison Malone Kircher:Okay, so, where should we begin?

Theres just so much to discuss!

And we had a learning moment!

Shaw:The immediacy of the curtains start late jokes were so delightful.

Christopher Bonanos:What time did they actually get going it was well after 9, wasnt it?

It’s a blessed miracle to see all these Angels Of Broadway in one space loving on Steve Sondheim.

Bonanos:Some portmanteau of first names, I was guessing.

Plus Swenson, her husband Wills name.

Kircher:The space between theMand theSin M Ss iPhone.

McHenry:I love the directness of Victor Garbers Victors iPad.

McHenry:But, eventually, it did go on!

But that only came after the first attempt went south.

Bonanos:As Raul muttered into a microphone that he clearly did not know was live.

And then, when the stream cut over to him at full-screen size, his sound immediately disappeared.

Did you find yourselves screaming, CLICK UNMUTE IN THE CORNER, RAUL?

Kircher:I think I tweeted it, in fact.

Bonanos:Okay, Zoomer?

Also, Im jumping ahead, but my God, as always, hisvoice!

(At least I cant.)

Teach this little treatise onMarry Me a Littlein schools.

Bonanos:Funny, crinkly white backdrop, but not bad.

Did no one consider the sexuality of the whole rooting through rutabagas shtick?

Kircher:It was aCHOICE.

I am convinced he thinks that song is literally about vegetables.

That is the only possible explanation.

Bonanos:You should see his nectarines!

Shaw:There are mansions in thewooooooods, great, big, echoey mansions in the Hills.

Kircher:Kelli OHara.

The list of names just kept growing after that.

Bonanos:Did anyone note who sounds best via Zoom?

Like, did Kellis soprano come through cleaner than some of the midrange voices?

Though I suppose it also depends on who has a good microphone setup.

Shaw:I thought it was more about whether or not you could sell looking into the distance.

All of Twitter was off-book and ready for this moment, and you needed a prompter?

Shaw:Mandy didnt need the lyrics.

Bonanos:Or music.

Or a computer or camera?

Kircher:Do pets count as props?

Shaw:I bet Mandy does that every day.

That dog has heard him do that before, you’re able to tell.

Sure, Ill start.

I would die for Katrina Lenk.

The acoustic cover of Johanna was both beautiful and original.

Bonanos:Katrina as Sweeney, Cerveris as Mrs. Lovett this time?

But I think this performance, of all things, changed my mind.

I finally got it this time around.

Or Chip Zien embracing the bakers hat!

Brian Stokes Mitchell doing a cut number fromAssassinswas also a treat.

The Oh yeah, youre a Sondheim fan?

Name three of his albums flex of the event.

Shaw:Who was saying was it Raul, on Twitter?

Bonanos:As all of them mutter, What time is this thing gonna start streaming anyway?

Speaking of slayings: We should discuss the three ladies doing Ladies Who Lunch.

Kircher:Let me open a bottle of gin, and then Ill be ready to process it.

Also, this is me refusing to acknowledge that murder joke.

Shaw:Christine Baranski moved that glass out of the way to reveal such glamor!

Best hair and makeup of the night.

Who is her glam squad?

Kircher:Im thinkingone of those Amy Schumersize onesthat hold an entire bottle of wine.

McHenry:The escalating series of reveals was delightful.

Christine … Then Meryl!

… Then Audra, with Audra vibrato!

Kircher:I love that she did not hold back a bit.

Shaw:Thats when I started wondering about microphones, actually.

Because hers could handle it.

There were mics andMICS last night.

Shaw:Every day is Caturday.

For heavens sake, sign her up for something!

Shaw:Whats the fantasy casting for her?

McHenry:She at least didSweeneyin D.C., but bring her to Broadway!Companyreplacement Joanne?

Alternating with the other two members of her Zoom call?

Bonanos:PutherinSweeney, opposite Katrina Lenk.

The bar has been set too high.

Bonanos:Side by Side by Side by Everyone Good Who Was Ever in Anything.

Shaw:Frankly, Im surprised that JakesSunday in the Parkdidnt run for 1 million years.

Bonanos:Oh God, yes.

Shaw:How did you guys feel about the Beanie FeldsteinBen Platt moment?

Kircher:They were really lovely.

Beanie calling him Mr. Sondheim!

Shaw: Who Gets to Call Him Steve: A Spreadsheet.

McHenry:I liked the deeper cuts.

I was bracing for a lot ofSunday,Into the Woods, etc.

(so muchInto the Woods!

Give meSaturday Night,Evening Primrose(twice!

Bonanos:Did anyone else cringe a little at the pidgin-Spanish-Portuguese-whatever in that one?

Kircher:At the very least, give him more bars than Iain Armitage!

Bonanos:And then it came down to Broadways two most recent Mommas Rose at the end.

McHenry:Patti LuPone, making a surprisetrip aboveground, with Anyone Can Whistle.

Bernadette Peters, stunting in her own way: No One Is Alone, sans backing track.

Kircher:A casual a cappella cover.

No One Is Alone except for me, Bernadette Peters, who needs absolutely no accompaniment.

Bonanos:As Benjamin Dreyer noted on Twitter,Bernadette looks great for 34.

Shaw:I aged more during the livestream than she has in the past 40 years.

Kircher:Its all thosepush-upsshe does.

Shaw:You realize we havent talked about Benanti in the bathroom?

Or STOKES and his oxblood wall?

Kircher:Im still thinking aboutDonna Murphys single lit candle.

At least by my eyeball estimate, it went from 100,000 viewers to around 25,000 during the kerfuffle.

I really hope everyone gave four times as much as they were planning to.

I watched GLAAD until Sondheim came back, and then … well … Melissa Errico and Nathan Lane!

How could I click away?

Id have watched that regardless of what came after.

Shaw:It was smart to have everyone pretape, which is what saved the night.

But it also meant they couldnt throw to Lane and vamp entertainingly while raising thousands.

A live disaster is better, isnt it?

I know I tip like a Medici whenever something goes wrong in a restaurant.

Spill a glass of wine on me?

Thatll be an extra 40 percent, automatically.

Kircher:After the false start, I really thought theyd just hold off and do it another night.

Essentially all of it was taped, anyway.

Not that Im complaining: I got five hours of entertainment on Sunday night for the price of three.

Bonanos:On anordinaaaaaary Sunday!

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