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Those questions are listed below, in chronological order, if you care to read along during your screening.
Where are these teenagers parents?
Can one actually sit in front of the Hollywood sign?
Is that a thing people do?
But wasnt there a whole thing in the last movie about how short her skirt was?
Because the skirt Elle is currently wearing is the same size.
Excuse me, but what first-year dorm has a functional wood-burning fireplace?
Oh, come on … is that an Eames chair?
Or backup schools at all?
Why is this much time being devoted to a mascot carrying a cake?
Who is filming shirtless teenagers at the gym?
How big is this fancy high school?
Is that what you pay extra for?
Longer hallways for your klutzy best friend to have to traverse while trying to stop you from humiliating yourself?
Where are this high schools bullies?
The OMGs do not count.
Is Joey King wearing a wig?
How do these homecoming nominations work?
One nomination puts your name on the ballot?
Okay, what person applies to Harvard, Boston University, Tufts, and Boston College?
Those are four distinctly different schools, Elle!
The kid who transferred into school like a week ago has already formed a band?
When do these kids do any homework?
Does their school test them exclusively on DDR moves?
$50,000 is a lot of money.
Who is going to tell her that its not cover the cost of college in Boston money?
Where is her college counselor?
Or high-school english teacher?
Does Lees girlfriend, Rachel, not care that hes literally dating Elle?
Why do they keep referring to it as Boston?
Its Cambridge, and Noah, a first year at Harvard, would want you to know this!
Did Jacob Elordi and Joey King break up before they started filming this?
Was that extremely awkward?
Ah, yes, just two kids from Los Angeles who love the Red Sox?
Doesnt Noah play on the football team?
Doesnt he have practice?
An NCAA-enforced dry period leading up to those games?
Again, does anybody in this movie ever have to do homework?
Did the bartender just check Elles ID vertically?
If its a California fake, it should be horizontal.
What is this extremelySocial Networkass group of dudes in a restaurant?
Im sorry but this Chloe chick speaks Italian?
Has no female friends?
What college first year has a queen-size bed and apparently no roommates?
Oh,nowthe iPhones start showing text history?
Does Paul Mescal know that Jacob Elordi stole his chain and wore it in this movie?
Is firewood included in Harvards room-and-board rate?
What was the firewood budget for this movie?
When Did Elle and Lee find time to make custom DDR T-shirts to practice in?
Perhaps in the time not spent doing their homework?
Again, I repeat, where are the bullies in this school?
Why does nobody bully Lee mercilessly for this intercom declaration of love?
Did they just swap out one of the OMG actresses for somebody completely different and think we wouldnt notice?
Oh, wait, Noah does have a roommate?
Where was this mysterious roommate?
Does he also have his own fireplace?
What teenager goes to a concert and leaves their phone at home?
With the ringer on?
Are Elle and Marco going to make out on this Ferris wheel?
Are Elle and Marco going to make out on this beach?
Is Marco about to bust out his guitar and play Wonderwall?
Lee invited his girlfriend over to carve pumpkins and then just did it without her?
Why are we not discussing how Lee sucks?
Why are we shoehorning a gay B-plot into this movie?
Its fine, you made a movie entirely about straight people.
Lee decided to change the group Halloween costume idea and then just didnt tell Rachel?
Why are we not discussing how Lee sucks???
What is the social committees per-dance budget at a Los Angeles County day school.
BRB, getting Lee Flynn sucks tattooed on my bicep.
How many hours a week do they spend at this arcade?
How many dollars in quarters does this cost weekly?
Does nobody else in this town ever want to use the DDR machine?
In what world would Lee not come watch Elle compete?
Thats got to be a rule.
Why is this movie over two hours long?
They practiced for months only to … wing it during the competition?
This gives me hives.
What was the pyrotechnic budget for this DDR competition?
Why has Lee still not explained things to Rachel?
Lees mad Elle applied to other schools?
Does this mean he, in fact, did not apply to other schools?
Rachel heard Lee say hed dump her if Elle asked?
And then still decided to date him?
Rachel, girl, therapy!
Whose parents would let them fully derail Thanksgiving dinner and then storm off in a dramatic huff?
Chloe is a secret pool shark who is immune to the charms of Noah Flynn.
Okay, why isthisnot the shoehorned queer B-plot?
IsMolly Ringwaldactually a villain in this?
Is that just the lighting here?
Who voted for Lee for homecoming king?
Lee sucks, have they not heard?
How is this movie not over?
Where is the kissing booth?
Do we ever actually see Marco working the kissing booth?
Was that not a large point of this movie?
Why is the entire student body so wholesomely invested in Rachel and Lees relationship?
Where are the nonwhite students at this school?
I know I sound like a broken record, but truly, where are this schools bullies?
I love the two dudes making out, but like … the entire crowd cheers?
Where is this liberal high-school utopia?
Is this what Los Angeles is like?
How is Elle able to [checks notes] ride her motorcycle to LAX so quickly?
Why is the airport and the DRR convention … the same building?
Is there just no airport security at LAX in this world?
you’re free to run right up to where passengers are waiting for the gate?
Are Elle and Noah finally going to perform a rendition of Sixteen Going on Seventeen in this gazebo?
Isnt Noah needed back in Cambridge?
Its you, Noah?
Havent you two been dating for like six months?
What is this college essay?
Also when did she submit this college essay?
Shes getting college acceptance letters the week of graduation?
Thats fully not how that timeline works.
She got accepted to Harvard and Berkeley, and they both sent tiny envelopes?
That is not how that works either!
Convenient that both of these letters are on plain white printer paper in the same font, no?
Sorry, wait, why are the woman-kissing-woman scenes relegated to the credits?
Have I fully dissociated from my body at this point?
Theres going to be aThe Kissing Booth 3?
And its already been shot?
And its coming out next year?
