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I have hisRolling Stonecovertaped to my wall.
In real life, Isaac is married to filmmaker Elvira Lind.
you’re able to fall in love with an Art.
Its not weird at all, Lizzie.
Apocalypse fromX-Men: Apocalypse(2016)
What an apocalyptic waste!
And its not like he was working with great material to begin with.
He wants power for no particular reason, and mostly exists to stoke Magnetos more destructive impulses.
Quality of Husband:Be Gone, Blue Monster
27.
)Im into motiveless malignity; Im a Shakespeare man.
)Look at where the world is cuz of solitary dudes going mental in the desert.
(AGAIN, WHAT?
)Death and its raven wing.
Theres a fucker walking around here with a hook and a hourglass.
At least he doesnt have a fistful of cancer.
(I AM SO MAD?????
)The internet is a pain in the ass, bruther.
One cant give it too large a place in ones life.
It is merely a tool.
(His line is delivered to a dog that he stole from a man he killed.
The dog, sadly, cannot speak with the voice of Andy Richter.)
Quality of Husband:Id Rather Die in the Desert
26.
The satanic facial hair isnt great and the light-blue contacts are downright freaky.
Why would you take someone so handsome and make him so gross?
Why would a person do that?
I just … it makes me sad.
Like when hes naked in front of his mom and is then mean to his mom.
You never wanna be with a guy who has such a fucked-up relationship with his mom.
Quality of Husband:Not for All the Riches in the Kingdom
25.
Nathan fromEx Machina(2014)
Rich?
Quality of Husband:Dude, Youre Everything That Sucks About Silicon Valley
24.
Interpreter/Narrator fromChe: Part One(2008)
Not sure this technically qualifies as a character?
Isaacs hot-scratchy, accented narration, is pleasant enough, but its still just an exposition tool.
Quality of Husband:N/A
23.
Its a metaphor for … something, Im sure!
The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Quality of Husband:I Hate Myself for Loving You
22.
Its about local elections and urban planning in Yonkers.
But its really good!
Isaac has a big mustache!
Its a true story!
Thank you for your time.
Quality of Husband:Nuclear Winter Might Be Slightly Warmer With You
21.
Maybe his sacrifice really does help avert terrorism.
I turned the movie off when it became clear there would be no more Oscar Isaac in it.
I got things to do.
Quality of Husband:Theres Something About Bassam
20.
Cecil fromRevenge for Jolly!
Quality of Husband:Wouldnt Marry, But Would Medicate and Rehabilitate
19.
Quality of Husband:Great Respect, Little Lust
18.
Quality of Husband:Id at Least Swipe Right
17.
Will fromLife Itself(2018)
Will (Isaac) is an intense guy.
He gets along well with his parents and has no job, friends, or interests that we see.
Then Abby, weeks away from giving birth to their daughter, gets hit by a bus and dies.
Then he (SPOILER) SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD IN FRONT OF HIS THERAPIST.
Thats just the first part of the movie.
Life Itselfwas so roundly panned that writer-director Dan Fogelman decided thatcritics were just too cynical to appreciate it.
I wont add to the pile-on!
Quality of Husband:Yes?
Isaac plays Reeves, who since graduation has become a successful musician with a hit song called Never Had.
That song is about a girl.
That girl is at the reunion.
That girl is played by Kate Mara.
That girl listens to the song.
That girl puts one and one together.
She and Reeves make out in a parking lot.
He actually wrote Never Had, proving again that he is a talented angel who can do no wrong.
Quality of Husband:Happy to Make Out With Him in a Parking Lot
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Theres no question: You root for this guy in every scene.
Quality of Husband:Would Love a Beachside Fling
14.
Wed all, Im sure, have a lot of fun.
To wit: Ive never even considered cutting off any part of my body.
The thought didnt even occur to me.
And Vincent did it in the age before antibiotics.
That is devotion (also mental illness).
Van Gogh, you win this round!
Quality of Husband:Cant Compete With Vinny, But Ill Love You From Afar
13.
He plays the ukulele!
His big flaw is that he likes unions too much!
Quality of Husband:Wont Say No!
Joseph is a carpenter who actually, not going to explain the plot of this one.
I assume you are all familiar with the concept of Christmas.
Isaac brings the necessary intensity to the role, but I actually think hes a little miscast.
According to the script, Mary isnt interested in having sex with Joseph.
Hes so devoted and so cute and they are already married.
Mary, whats your problem?
Quality of Husband:Worth Every Donkey
11.
In the same previously mentionedGQvideo, Isaac talks about how he developed this character withDrivedirector Nicolas Refn.
Even if youre rooting for the newer romance, theres just no denying that Standard deserves a second chance.
What, are there rocks where your heart is supposed to be?
Look at the guy with his son!
Quality of Husband:Ill Wait While Youre Locked Up, Babe
10.
(Its a real shame this didnt get more play Stateside.
Its great and hes great!
I dont want him for myself; I want him to be with her, always and forever.
I know theyre both married to other people but, reader … Quality of Husband:BRB, Dyeing My Hair Chastain Red
8.
Hes a master of deadpan; the little nod at 0:51 of the video above kills me every time.
Laurent fromIn Secret(2013)
Can I get personal for a sec?
I lost my virginity … a lot later than I would have ideally preferred.
I dont blame her for having an extramarital affair with hot painter Laurent (Isaac).
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!
Now, does that justify conspiring with her lover to kill her cousin-husband?
But then again, shes a poor woman without family or skill and its 1867.
She cant just get a divorce.
I get where shes coming from.
I do get it.
while shes talking to Jessica Lange.
Quality of Husband:Not Saying Id Never Commit Murder to Be With Him
6.
They are not Nazis (though they are also notnotNazis), and its very romantic.
Still, the parallel story line, set in late-1990s Manhattan, manages to clear that bar.
Reader, I ate this movie with the biggest spoon my hormones could make.
Quality of Husband:God Save This King!
So he gets engaged and uses the dowry to pay for medical school in Constantinople.
A but I thought you were dead!
story line that is pretty similar to the backstory ofCasablanca, but in a good way!
Quality of Husband:I Promise to Make Any Promise You Want!
LENA, YOU FOOL.
The tone is somber but not depressing, heavy but not melodramatic.
Three cheers for respectful depictions of humanitys darkest periods!
This was the performance thatturned me from fan to stan.
You cant not be in love with Poe; its physically impossible.
He flirts with literally every character he meets.
Whether hes teasing Kylo Ren and General Hux (I talk first?
Poe is the definition of husband material.
Basically, the ultimate life partner.
And Poe, cocky with the skills to back it up, responds, I can fly anything.
Yes, it’s possible for you to.
Quality of Husband:Best in the Galaxy.
