Emily in Paris
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(Don Draper, paragon of good parenting, makes her ditch the shoes before the event.)
Mindy assures Emily she has nothing to worry about You cant punish people for their thoughts.
Camille arrives to the important lunch wearing a leather beret; I assume this is Emilys influence.
Emily, with no authority to do so, says YES.
So Camille invites her to the family chateau for the weekend.
She returns to the office with absolutely no relevant information about Camiles family business.
Whats the brand identity?
What did they make last year?
This is such bush league shit, Emily!
HOW OLD IS SHE HAS SHE EVER HAD A JOB.
Sylvie, correctly, admonishes Emily for letting your sex life dictate your business decisions.
(Arent they worried about messing up their hair and clothes, though?)
I do really like Emilys sweater, though, so theres that!
She also gets cute wellies later.
For the first time in a long time: I approve.
Emily gets a tour led by a cute boy.
She is the only young person and the only American there, so he flirts with her.
She discovers that he is Camilles brother.
(What she doesnt know and what we dont yet know is that Camille has more than one brother.
Why is everyone in this show so bad at communicating?)
(See previous recaps re: blunt head trauma).
you might see the light in Camilles eyes go out when she says Mama has so many rules.
Camilles dads advice: When a woman wants to take care of you, let her!
Have you met a happier man?
I care about how awful her dress is.
Hot pink, that mesh-corsetry-strapless situation?
No one on this show is supposed to be even tackier than Emily.
The little brother, Timothee like Chalamet, finds Emily in hiding escaping the bickering of her hosts.
Of COURSE the caption she posts with their picture is drinking Champagne in Champagne.
So embarrassing for everyone involved!
Now I know nothing, she admits, the truest thing shes ever said.
Has Emily really never heard the thing about those glasses being made in the shape of Marie Antoinettes breasts?
I feel like that, like the word for orgasm is little death, is pretty mainstream information!
They have sex and Emily wakes up with what has to be a brutal hangover.
Her jacket really brings out the red in the bruise.
Just put your hair in front of your neck, Emily!
Its all very mortifying.
I worry for my childrens figure.
Camilles dad just lounges naked by the pool and wears the shortest robe youve ever seen.
Cliche rating:Savoring a glass of Champagne while complimenting your crush on his deliciouscoq.
