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What does director J.J. Abrams see when he sees Adam Driver?
A large, shadowy figure with dark hair?
Does he look at Adam Drivers height and mass and see … the Babadook?
Are J.J. Abramss glasses the wrong prescription?
We see anAlice Doesnt Live Here Anymore stan.
We see a big boy!
Adam Driver is Fee-fi-fo-fum!
big, as big as my apartment.
According to my calculations, one Adam Driver thigh could barely squeeze its way into an airplane hangar.
They are on the wrong side of history.
This movie and this director do not know Adam Driver is hot.
(But mostly his hotness.)
Abrams is not on that group text.
After he denounces his Jedi heritage, Kylo fashions himself a Darth Vaderesque helmet with silver inlay.
This was the choice of Abrams, who probably thought it was a good idea.
The mask, however, is not a good idea.
You cannot pretend to be Vader in this place.
The helmet was a childs attempt at unearned infamy.
Im like, Eh.
He looks so good.
We should put him up there.
He said it, and he was right tosay it!
He has pulled out his soldering iron.
He has called a meeting with the costume department.
He has put that freaking mask back together.
About the mask?, Hux replies.
Well,I and other humans with eyes do not!
Now Im mad!, I scribbled furiously in my notebook.
InBlacKkKlansman… okay, fine, in that one he just wore flannel and fought racism and was hot.
I really dont think he does, Lee says.
LOL, he adds, with a bunch of emojis.
Johnson likes the message.
