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Hes also the host of theA Little Timepodcast and web seriesNihilift, so just be nice to him.
Oreos 1912-2015: Chocolate cookie with vanilla cream.
Sometimes a little extra cream.Oreos 2015-2019: WHATEVER!
WHO GIVES A SHIT, PINA COLADA?
PUT IN THE FUCKING COOKIE, WERE ALL GONNA DIE, ENJOY!
I always loved saying stupid shit in front of people who arent allowed to talk.
Do you think your Twitter comedy and your IRL comedy have any similarities?
Differences?Twitter is basically an ongoing open mic for me.
I get to try stupid ideas all day and see what gets traction and what doesnt connect with people.
I do end up using Twitter for jokes that are simply too dumb to do onstage.
You never know what will be your next closer.
What inspired you to start them?
Its all about funny.
We dont love doing homework for comedy.
Ill work out, but Im not fucking happy about it.
Just show me how to hate my body less, you dork.
Everything has my humor added to it, because thats my only currency.
Thats where I want my value to be rooted.
Lots of visual bits, every comic brings their own projector.
Im never gonna make it.
This article will be the height of my fame.
Instead of a birthday clown, hire me to expose how bad children are at Judo.
I dont think people understand how not acrobatic actual fighting is.
Just a heads up: If youre rude to me on Twitter I will ask for your home address.
