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Pinot straight from the bottle?
Riesling in mugs to create the illusion of nonalcoholic beverages?
Cut them some slack!
Theyre hiding way too many secrets that could result in 25 to 30 years of jail time, duh.
(And Jen and Judys livers.)
Lets recap their scene-stealing appearances.
What is it, you ask?
I saw it on a Reddit subthread, Karen explains, about menopause.
Jen spills a little of this bonus late-night wine, but its all right.
It makes her miss Judy and she gives her a call.
Theyll be back to watchingThe Facts of Lifetogether in no time.
Its actually more of a syndicate, she notes.
Were gonna need a glass of white to process this.
And another glass to process this, over a nice salmon dinner with the boys.
At least theres cherry pie?
A full bottle, of course.
Not even switching tables (and pouring another glass of white) can help.
But all of the fun must come to an end when Dad Bird dies.
RIP, Dad Bird.
Episode 5
Im sorry, are you the wine sheriff?
Jen tells a store clerk when he scoffs at her many, many bottle purchases.
Because Im the dick police and you have the right to remain fucking silent.
Too bad what happens next isnt as cool.
Karen really wants to bask in the glory of orange menopausal wine, doesnt she?
Good thing the entire gang bails on the recital for an arcade, which has a liberal alcohol policy.
It makes air hockey twice as fun!
Episode 7
The misery index for Judy is depressingly high now.
AndthenJudy gets roped into planning a memorial service for her dead ex-fiance?
Yeah, wed need an afternoon glass, too.
Glass two, coming up!
Oh God, and what is this now?
Glasses three and four with an extra side of sneer.
When she was bringing her a glass of wine!
Time for glasses five and six.
Episode 8
Its been a long day.
(And we dare not mention Bens whiskey.)
As consolation, heres our favorite ladies snuggling before things turn to shit again.
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