Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Whats a girl to do when shesstillstuck between men?

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(Jokes on you, bitch, youll never be free!)

(Theyre also all dynamite in the sack, a qualification for which Rebecca claims some responsibility.)

Picking one of the guys really does mean losing out on aspects of her personality that the others bolster.

(Well, except Denise Martinez; thatcallbackI could sort of stand.)

It leaves them all in imperfect but generally satisfying places.

Valencia decides she doesnt want to be like marriage-crazed Denise, and drops the wedding ultimatum with Beth.

men she doesnt pick.

All we can really know: The Columns Wait For No OneTM.

Other Notes:

Clark Moores A.J.

has been the secret MVP of this season.

It makes it so hard to love that carnival, but I do.

I do love that carnival.

I shall do samesies.