Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Whats a girl to do when shesstillstuck between men?
(Jokes on you, bitch, youll never be free!)
(Theyre also all dynamite in the sack, a qualification for which Rebecca claims some responsibility.)
Picking one of the guys really does mean losing out on aspects of her personality that the others bolster.
(Well, except Denise Martinez; thatcallbackI could sort of stand.)
It leaves them all in imperfect but generally satisfying places.
Valencia decides she doesnt want to be like marriage-crazed Denise, and drops the wedding ultimatum with Beth.
men she doesnt pick.
All we can really know: The Columns Wait For No OneTM.
Other Notes:
Clark Moores A.J.
has been the secret MVP of this season.
It makes it so hard to love that carnival, but I do.
I do love that carnival.
I shall do samesies.