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This summer, thousands of teens will get their licenses.

Some of them will be heading off to college in August.

Others still will be flying the proverbial coop to kick-start their lives on the shores of adulthood.

), which materializes as a clinic in sketch-writing.

Theres nothing like expressing gratitude when it comes to accepting a generous gift from the person who raised you.

Except, maybe, realizing your dad fucks a small animated blue jay.

Wait, what did you just read?

I told youCollege Car Keysheightens well!

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