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It understandably never went anywhere.

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Also: during college, atSNL,on a first date, and before and after stand-up sets.

Jost considers nine dollars an hour really good for a summer job.

Or any job in general.It was his rate at the Staten IslandAdvanceas a college intern with no skills.

A Very Punchable Face by Colin Jost

The only line from the sketch that he remembers writing for her: This party isliterallyworse than the Holocaust.

Lorne Michaels comes in to work every single day.Never before 4 p.m., but yes!

This guy isnt a monster after all, Jost writes.

(ScarJo was not hit.)

Or like a babys head.

He writes that he has worked verybroadlyatSNLand that hes now ready to work moredeeply.

Remember that Mexican tribal mask I tried to put in our living room?

Thanks for stopping me from doing that.

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