Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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but in the world ofCAOS, the devil is a planner.
Not thrilled about this bit of breaking news is Wardwell/Lilith, whose status is the less-impressive first among women.
Quite the demotion, no?
Wardwell says Sabrinas essential nature tends towards the light.
The Dark Lord is … not stoked to hear this.
Really a day of disappointments all around.
So they make a deal.
The stakes: If Wardwell wins, shes the prophet and queen of hell on Earth.
If she loses, shes never allowed to question the Dark Lords will again.
But they all tell Sabrina to do whatever he tells her to do.
Like a little mystic beatnik.
Meanwhile, Sabrina and Nick are running lines while she eats some very on-theme apple slices.
Like, he had toteleport her homeso Hilda could do it?
You come at the king, etc.
and sends her on her way.
During a very necessary rehearsal at Harveys place, these exes get all carried away with their kissing scene.
Just as some layers are getting peeled off, Sabrina sees (hallucinates?)
the devils claw on Harveys body and recoils in terror.
I am so done with your protection.
Good for you, Harvey.
It is too late for gum-theft to make this right.
No, to save her familiar, Sabrina must burn down Baxter High.
This plot point is straight up stolen fromBuffy the Vampire Slayer, but okay.
After Sabrina douses the halls with gasoline, the Dark Lord says he was just testing her.
Did the Dark Lord steal this move from God and Abraham or the other way around?
I love everything about it.
Shocking absolutely no one who has been listening to this recapper, Nick and Sabrina share QUITE the kiss.
(Who did not even cast his own kid in the play.)
Ongoing mysteries:When will Prudence just blow Father Blackwoods cover and tell everyone shes his kid?
Hows everyone feeling about a hookup between Prudence and Ambrose the polytheist, a.k.a.
the David Rose of Glendale?
