Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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This episode is the first of the season that really finds its groove, no?
That is plot aplenty for this show!
I guess were just supposed to assume theyre both in the school dungeon?
But if Lucifer is in the dungeon, how is he also still inside Nicks body?
She also wants to review every contract thats already in place before deciding how to proceed.
Feels like it should be a little harder and more complicated than that, but what do I know?
I live in a country that chooses its leader via Electoral College.
Maybe we should replace it with aNational Treasurestyle scavenger hunt.
First up: Herods crown (King Herod being the man behind the Massacre of the Innocents).
Using a magic compass, Ambrose and Sabrina locate the crown in a tree in some nearby woods.
Again, seems like that shouldve been harder, but cool.
They pull out a crown covered in gunk like a newborn baby.
Sabrina seems completely unaffected by all of this.
Nah, theres a carnival to go to!
Everyone in Greendale is gearing up for this carnival.
Theo is nervous because hes crushing on the new kid, Robin.
In my notes, I write,like dont harm Nicks flesh.
She is scandalized by this but, like, he is a prince of hell!
Some people take those job titles very seriously.
Nick asks about Caliban because he knows a threat when he sees one.
Then he begs off a slumber party at the Spellmans because he wants to sleep in his own bed.
His pleasure is pain.
He is modeling Herods crown as Sabrina storms in, still slick with Herods blood.
She punches Caliban in the face, which is great.
Really, he is a much better fit for this job than she is.
But she is enraged and punches him so hard the crown flies off his head.
Robin is here to lure in Theo, who will be sacrificed along with Wardwell and Harvey.
Better take it to the next level ASAP, Kinkle.
Ongoing mysteries:What do you think is the deal with Dorians zits?
How is Zelda going to take Hildas engagement?
Will there be more follow-through with Nick and the whole whats it like having been with Sabrinaandher daddy thing?
Because it is so dark and weird and perfect for this show.