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So … did anyone have a genuinely good week?
Nevertheless, late night persisted (okay, too soon).
Lets see who came out on top in a week full of bottoms.
[Gets a phone call to write forRuPauls Drag Racefor coming up with that line.]
Usher will sing to you about your severance package.
Wrecked your rental car?
Usher will croon to you about potential payment plans.
Got left at the alterLove Is Blindstyle?
Ushers silky smooth voice and endless swag will make you feel better in no time.
Also, can somebody write an Usher jukebox musical already?
The guys catalogue isnothingbutbops.
Replace Every Confederate Monument With a Statue of Beyonce TikTok Challenge.
Hillary Rhodam Clinton Laces Up Her Shady Boots onThe Tonight ShowandWWHL!
Okay, Miss Shady Boots!
Her alleged feud with Barbra Streisand?
Her thoughts on Melania Trumps cyberbullying campaign?
The First Lady should look closer to home.
Why is Clinton doing fun interviews now?
Tomlisons breezy, sardonic set goes to show that sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.
[Gets a phone call from the CDC.]
Drama: Wilson had recently been arrested atJane Fondas recurring Fire Drill Friday climate change protestin Washington, D.C.
Shock: Wilson used the adult diaper while sitting in a jail cell next toliving legend Gloria Steinem.
Drama, suspense, and shock: Wilson nailed the holy triumvirate ofa perfect late-night television interview.
A confused Colbert opened the Afrin with aplomb, causing Wilson to briefly walk off set.
Your move,Carrot Top.
