Canadas Drag Race

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The chips arent falling where these queens had expected.

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and those are really cute on you!

You talk about having sex a lot.

But the only thing youre fucking…. Is fucking stupid.

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She follows it up with: Rita Baga.

Last week I saw you playing with the plastics and I saw there was a Slinky there.

Priyanka is excited, armed with a lifetime of improv experience and eight years of working in childrens television.

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And what isDrag Raceif not an episode ofAll Thaton poppers?

Despite the fact that Lizas been done and Fran hasnt.

Despite the fact that BoBos Liza begins and ends with just repeating, its fuckin Liza!

like shes the Pickle Rick of Lizas.

That girl is camp.

Andhooooboy, what an introduction Lemon gives them.

Unfortunately, at the main event, she has a tough time getting a word in edgewise.

Seated above her is poor Priyanka.

You miss your mother?

Smell my goddamn fingers.

And now, we need to talk about Lemon, because she ATE that Snatch Game.

and of course, herastronomicallyhigh hairline.

Every time she pulled her own hair out or did a little pose, I absolutely lost it.

This is a hall-of-fame Snatch.

Shes got real butch aunt energy and snappy comebacks to spare.

But you know who does put respect on Celines name?

I Drove All Night is such a slay of a Lip Sync for Your Life.

Priyanka brings drama, emotion, and cartwheels.

I cant take my eyes off Kiaras bodyoroff of Priyankas face.

Shes young, stunning, and scrawls her name on the mirror in 500-pt font.

Cheque.Best Snatch Game in ages?

Thats a four-star ep, luv.

Stand Oots:

Lemon, can you hold my drink?

I always love putting it on a coaster.

I think that being Rebecca is just that over-the-top personality.

Ilona giving me a new author bio.

People know her as a drug addict.

She was really miserable, so its easy to play with that.

Rita Baga walking us through Marion Cotillards method forLa Vie en Rose.

Colin came toCanadasSnatch Game, dammit.

Can you c’mon bring my coffin back?

I am tired of this shit show.

This 2020 mood from Edith Piaf.

The town of Dildo, Newfoundland is, apparently, a real place.