Canadas Drag Race
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
It gives the editors everything they want.
Ru makes her weekly contract-mandated video appearance, saying something aboot how Canadians say sore-y too much.
), this was triggering but fair.
Then its mini challenge time!
Rita and Kiara have a leg up as the only team with two French girls.
Bobo and Ilona tap into that twinning energy from last week.
Starzy and Tynomi are serving Anglophone fourth-grader bullshitting their way through Ontarios French curriculum realness.
Lemon and Priyanka are polished, funny, and have great improvisational chemistry, giving them the win.
She keeps accidentally stealing BOAs teleprompter lines, and BOA cant even get mad about it because its hilarious.
Pris team settles on The Mooseknuckles, which if ya dont know, is camel toe for balls.
Its the catchiest flow since Alexis Mateo rapping about Daddy Yankee.
Team Mooseknuckles is next, they all have singles on iTunes, and they wont let Ralph forget it.
Except for Starzy, whos out of her element and is letting her nerves come through.
We also learn that Rita canchanter.
This challenge exposes Jimbos first known weakness: picking up choreo.
She says, I do not like being bad at things.
She clearly spends her life being amazing at everything else, so who can blame her?
Priyankas team, on the other hand, has a harder time writ large with the choreo.
Happy for you, Pri!
The number ends with a four-part harmony live/laugh/love, a phrase thats never not funny, sorry not sorry.
The runway category is Quebecky With the Good Hair, which is kind of a flop.
Kiara wears Kynes gold disco jumpsuitafter the balls fell off.
Tynomi unfortunately serves an accidentalJade Jolie homage.
BOA is Borat with a merkin.
Starzy is Cousin Itt in the back and blonde Chun-Li with a long stringy beard in the front.
Ilonas playful powder-blue plush poodle concept is adorable and saves her from the bottom.
Meanwhile, they put BOA in the top, which is basically just gaslighting the audience at this point.
But Rita only safe?Je mexcuse???
Two in four episodes!
Stand-Oots
Rita: Practice your French, ladies!Scarlett: Maybeyoushould practice your English.Sauvage!!!
My name is Nancy Grace, and I am full-blown pissed to be here, but good morning anyway.
Every word out of Jimbos mouth is a typeface mug Id want to buy.
Lemon: Im a straight-up rapstress …
I literally only listen to rap music.Jeffrey: Like who, Iggy Azalea?
Stacey McKenzies Lisa Frank look this episode was everything and more.
