BoJack Horseman

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That second part is debatable, as Carmen-who-sold-her-baby-to-leeches-for-crack might tell you.

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But the first part is nonnegotiable.

Eventually, you have to rejoin the rest of the world.

Of course, BoJack has every reason in the world to reject that requirement.

Champs increasingly urgent pushes, BoJack simply refuses to leave Pastiches behind.

We didnt realize you have a mental illness!

You are truly a hero for de-stigmatizing this all-too-common affliction, swoons a nearby paparazzo.

By his own account, Mr. Peanutbutter is a happy dog.

In this episode, the bottle gets knocked into a package of water bottles.

And thats fine, for what it is: BoJack has a very intimate understanding of what Dr.

Champ might need after this unintentional setback.

There was a time when BoJack might well have intentionally planted that bottle of vodka for Dr.

Champ, knowing it would give him an excuse to stick around.

But if hes really ready to turn to his better angels, Im with Dr.

Champ: Its time for Pastiches to show him the door.

Meanwhile, in Chicago, Diane is suffering from a depression she refuses to reveal to anyone.

Five people are dead!

screams a man who is inexplicably dressed in a top hat and tails.

Im sure this will end well for everyone involved!

Champs impressively succinct summary of all the revelations youre supposed to have in rehab: Life is precious.

God is religious, or merely the idea of human connection.

Todds assistant answers his phone with the question, What if Todd was one of us?

His hold music is Ode to Joy if every note were the wordTodd.

Todd on his ever-growing army of helpers: Assistants are likeDeadpoolmovies.

I couldnt just stop at one, even though I probably should have.

(That said, that will almost certainly go through a few revisions before the season is over.)