Black Monday
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No one knows what caused the crash, the title card continues Or who.
… s Chicken, Dawn corrects him.
(What do you get the guy who has everything?
Until, well, hes not.
Calling his wife from the trading room floor on a mobile phone (Im walkingandtalking!
he marvels), he tells her to get ready to buy something expensive.
Then he bangs smack into Mo, sending a mushroom cloud of cocaine dust into the air.
Recognizing Mo (but apparently not cocaine; God, what is this, Parmesan?
he puzzles), Blair apologizes.
In between sniffing cocaine residue off Blairs jacket, Tiff demands that he go get his job back.
What is this, a dick or a vagina?
she snarls, grabbing him by the crotch.
So far, the show doesnt seem to know quite how to move coherently between the two registers.
But Blairs tantrum works, sort of.
Otherwise, Blair has to give him his car.
See where this is going?
Blair has all but lost Mos 50 grand.
Not bad for a days work.
