Big Little Lies

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And YOU get therapy!

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You ALLLLLL GEEEET THERAPYYYYYY!

And Dr. Reisman goes at them, or rather, at Madeline, hard.

And really not something you accomplish in one session!

The accompanying emotions dont implode just because the abused party starts to gain some perspective.

Doesnt the grief of a woman who has lost her husband deserve some honor?

If that metaphor doesnt bonk you over the head, I dont know what will.

This woman has balls the size of her veneers.

The fact that Jane walks away and doesnt lob Mary Louise herself over a railing is commendable.

She wants to be in Ziggys life, to be his sweet, doting grandma.

Meanwhile, Renata who is still not rich again yet, but shes working on it!

is continuing to truly have a week.

Admittedly, Amabellas teacher is making literary leaps withCharlottes Webthat wouldve pissed me off, too.

Its no surprise that the doctor recommends … You guessed it: therapy.

Laura Dern is playing Renata big this season.

Huge, in fact.

I will be rich again!

I will rise up!

I will buy a fucking polar bear for every kid in this school!

And then I will squish you like the bug that you are, and win a round of applause.

Not to mention her valuable addition of the word pussfuck toBig Little Lies ever-blossoming dictionary of expletive portmanteaus.

(See: snidefuck).

Will they be related to the feather/crystal/chicken-bone combo her mother left on her dresser last weekend?

Are all the women destined to become unglued before this season ends?

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