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Were not quite sure, but the part of us that thinks jfc, yes is all in.
But first the gang has to face the music.
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Sadly, she isnotaccepting new clients.)
The session quickly devolves when the Jason and Jennie boned beans get spilled.
So what happened to theI Know What You Did Last Summervibes from episode two?
Where is the Playmobil mutilator?
Could Beautiful Boy be modeled after BAGsallegedly estranged IRL sonwith former90210co-star Vanessa Marcil?Thisis camp.
To clarify: This is soap, not camp.
that he embarrasses himself in front of the new female writer for the reboot.
Suddenly its Ian versus #MeToo.
Gab and Christine even match on Not Lesbian Tinder, here called Madame 4 Madame.
Guess Fox couldnt product integrate withScissr, but this is 2019 lesbian camp and it is finger-lickin good.
Cut to our triumphant producer ushering Shannen with anEonto the Fox soundstage.
We could not figure out if this joke (?)
Thank you, Susan Sontag, and thank you,BH90210.
Peaches
Praise Spell, Tori gets herRomancing the Stonemoment.
Lets put it to bed: Joe E. Tah-Tah, not Taytuh.
Ian draining the bar mat into his glass was a good, quiet bit.
Damian will always, forevermore, be down to smash IZ.
Pits
Can we like request that the actors be in the same room?
Christine Elise and Tori Spellings first boardroom scene felt very obviously patched together.
We would like to personally apologize to the actor who was forced into Peruvian James Eckhouse territory.