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But the cast is way harsh about the first draft and scrambling because the shoot is fast approaching.
Jason has nothing to do this week except rally the troops at his club to work on the rewrite.
The problem is that this is the premixed, pre-Auto-Tuned track.
Like if Britneys vocals were released withoutKeri Hilsons vocals layered on top.
The question mark is what blackmailing heathen would leak the track?
Is it her stylist?
Or is it perpetually creepy, all-access-pass Beautiful Boy?
Which brings us back to the thrills and chills thatBH90210has been trying to deliver all season.
This reeked of You ARE the father from the beginning, so were glad for the reveal, Maury.
Lets relish in that.
The witches fromMacbethmispronounce her name and remind her that shes just an urchin from Van Nuys.
But Gab worries that their lesbian connection might be lessCara and Ashleyand moreRosie and Mo.
Jennies wannabe actress daughter Kyler has returned, and it turns out shes a god-awful actress.
Carrie Underwoodtaughtbaby girl so well.
Only her iPhone meditation app can know for sure.
(Shes hippie-dippie, but also into true-crime comedy, so multitudes!)
But she did throw a script at Jennies head.
Dont hate the player, hate the game.
Lucky for those of you who, like us, recorded theBeverly Hills, 90210E!
True Hollywood Storyon a VHS, the women reconcile and the cast is complete!
(Insert character actress of your choice screaming Gay Rights here.
Ours would be Mary Kay Place.)
On the stage door, scrawled in murder-y red font, is Stop acting like Im not even here.
So who is left to blame?
Toris wet-blanket husband, Nate?
Is this the long-awaited cameo of Joe E. Tata?
Wed love for it to be the work of a woman, but we just dont see it.
Just beware, Ian may be taping the whole exchange as fodder for the next episode ofBH90210.
Jennie gets in a quick sick burn when she mistakenly says Gab played her mom on the original.
Pits
The real question is what is this thing about a dildo?
At least give her strap on.
Tori casually mentions that shes got feelings for BAG.
We say yes, divorce your loser husband whos just dead weight, but dont shit where you eat.
And certainly not where youve already shat, Tor!
