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We cant believe its 2019 and this is real life somebody pinch us.
Thats the general vibe atBH90210this week, too.
Somebody pinch them its 2019!
Shannen cant even eat abananawithout getting HR called on her.
BAG skateboards everywhere and then laments, I miss the 90s.
Gab speaks for us when she replies, Im good.
and Mike Myers [wtf, someone bring us the receipts!]).
(We are not counting Ian name checking the cast ofSaved by the Bell.)
While production is stalled, everyone gets QT with their cuties.
Jennie has taken to drinking beer and watching golf with her bodyguard boyfriend.
Jason has totally thrown himself into his work, which means hes once again donning a scarf.
Maybe Jasons not that good of a director.
kindly just make Ms. Tori Spelling feel comfortable during her sex scene, JP.
The way Donna says, I love you, David has us downright damp.
maybe racially profiled by Gab stole BBs water bottle for a DNA test.
Expect another Maury moment in the season finale.
This episode marks the first time Shannenappearsto be on location for 90 percent of her scenes.
She has ditched the green screen and has now taken up with an assortment of snacks.
Shes the motherfucking Genie inAladdin.
And that brings us tothis couple: Damian and Anne, your weekly recappers.
Wecalledit, Anne screamed.
Damian, mid-celery bite in the aforementioned tuna melt, hollered JAMIE WALTERS!
Ithadto be the former90210co-star who played Ray Pruit, singer of How Do You Talk to an Angel?
and apparently now a real-life firefighter.
Anyway, we were hyped, but then we were bamboozled.
It wasnt him after all, but who cares?
This is a great opportunity for Jennie Garth to sing How Do You Talk to an Angel?
into a Stella Artois!
The Jamie Walters appearance was [chefs kiss] truly thrilling.
But going into the finale,this coupleneeds to know where things stand with Jason and Jennie.
Jason was considering leaving Camille, but Jennie was the one who told him to stay.
And its Jennie who urges him to go to the hospital when his wife is in an ambulance.
Will there be a showdown at the hospital?
Could their will-they-wont-they be the season-one cliffhanger?
More importantly, will Joe E. Tata show his face?!?
Peaches
We audibly gasped at thecallbackto Kelly, Donna, and Brendas Robert Palmer trio.
news show gave us all the feels.
We miss you, Ted.
Pits
Jennie drinking beers for a boy is bad news.
We call fowl on Shannens new scene partner, The Rooster.
