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Captain Lee would like us all to know he is NOT taking a bite ofKevins penis confection.
Kevin realizes the primary is not at the table, and the mood isnt exactly drunken and penis-cake-oriented.
He becomes deeply embarrassed.
As the guests enjoy the dessert, Lee apologizes that it was presented in penis form.
Kevin is so distraught that he goes to sit by himself in the dinghy.
Courtney, who sees how much the guests like the way the cake tastes, says Kevin is overreacting.
Great season, everyone!, she says, as Kevin mops in anguish.
Kevin blames Kate for hanging him out to dry with nothing but his edible penis.
The argument becomes a dick-measuring (yes) contest over who is better at serving yacht customers.
On deck, Ashton calls Rhylee to a meeting to discuss how not to fight on their last night.
Tanner sashays around the guest table as the guests enjoy Kevins food.
She gives him one, and he says, Odds are looking pretty good with Kate.
When Kevin visits the breakfast table, Jemele says, I heard I missed some incredible dick.
Kevin expresses his embarrassment, and Jemele says his food has been spectacular, which is nice.
As he walks away, Kate has to listen to the guests agree that he looks like Tom Cruise.
After they pop bottles on deck, the guests depart.
The boys jump off the boat together, and the girls have Champagne.
Simone says she wants to say certain things to Kate but wont, because, Its yachting.
you oughta be professional, you know?
Which is exactly why everyone comes on this show to begin with.
Courtney and Brian are still in a weird place after he insulted her on last weeks episode.
Then everyone piles into a boat to go to a private island.
At the beach, they take shots from tiny plastic cups.
The guys remove their shirts and jump through the flaming letters.
Dancers twirl and spit fire.
Brian finds Courtney and tells her he doesnt want to end things on a bad note.
Courtney regards his dewy muscles and cozies up to him for kisses.
He then tells Kate that her problem is that she stopped caring about her work.
Then Tanner, who Im beginning to think couldnt get laid on his wedding night, defends Kevin.
Brian leaps from Courtneys side to run to Kevins.
He says that even if it is Kate, Kevin cant kick sand at her.
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At 12:23 a.m. Kate tells everyone its time to go.
Ashton, still not in a fight with anyone, leaves his tent and gets on the boat.
Brian says, That was the best experience of my life.
And Kate says, Except the sand kicked in my face.
He tells Kate not to worry about it right now, which is good advice.
Kevin can barely move, but Ashton shoves him into the kitchen to cook them all food.
They tell Kevin to take off his shorts because theyre full of sand.
Then, Kevin is stark naked and wandering the boat.
Meanwhile, Courtney and Brianfinallysteal away to their own, camera-free guest cabin.
Downstairs, Kevin gets up and looks across the hall at Kate.
Why are you smiling at me?, she asks.
Because Im happy, he says.
Simone heads to the Mediterranean to find another boat.
Courtney gives Brian two hugs and says she cant wait to have a nice meal that isnt pad Thai.
But she doesnt say shes leaving yachting, which suggests shell be back next season to torment another cast.
