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Brian comes downstairs and she tells him the same thing.
Yeah, its terrible when a job comes with standards.
Brian beelines to Ashtons side where he reports that Abbi is crying and wants to quit.
Ashton goes to see her and she cries again.
Ashton claims that Abbis misery breaks his heart, which is ridiculous.
Classic example of mouth writing a check that your ass cant cash, says Lee.
Ashton tells Tanner and Brian that Abbi is leaving.
While the guests go to a water park, Kevin corners Kate to tell her the nights menu.
After a course of scallops with chorizo, he goes the beef tongue is gonna be grilled.
Kate says, Beef tongue.
Kate pops into her bunk, which she shares with Abbi.
She casually asks how Abbis day is, and Abbi says, Good.
I mean, Im leaving.
Kate, stunned, reminds her that the job only lasts for another month and asks if shes sure.
Yes, Abbi says, she is a millennial work pansy and she just cant be bothered to try.
Or a bag of beef tongues.
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Captain Lee and the guests love Kevins scallops.
Kevin comes out to tell the guests that up next is a course of beef tongue.
I wanna know whose preference sheet said they wanted tongue!
But then everyone tastes it and says its delicious and they all enjoy making terrible sexual jokes.
(Ive never had such good tongue!)
I will never get tired of this shows willingness to exploit its hot male talent.
After dinner, Lee stalks into the kitchen to make Kevin nervous.
About dinner, he says, before telling him everything was perfect.
The next morning, the first guest is on deck ordering an iced coffee at 7:30.
Courtney does laundry so Simone can break from it and complains, Why isnt Simone doing laundry?
while the editors cut to Simone spraying a toilet.
She walks into the wheelhouse and Lee says, You know what I hate?
She suggests Abbi go to the airport.
After the guests depart, Abbi is called to the wheelhouse.
She tells Lee not to take her quitting personally.
Thats the perfect way to sum up Tanner hes the guy who goes to Thailand and orders a cheeseburger.
Brian asks Kate if he can steal Courtney and Kate says yes because someone needs to bang Brian.
What would you do if you didnt do yachting?
he asks Courtney, who replies, I would be, like, a lady at the house.
Whereas Abbi expects the world to adapt toherlaziness.
The six crew members share one taxi out into the night to find more stomach viruses.
Brian gets Ashton to go for Kate because when hes drunk hes such a cock block.
Back at the boat, Ashton, Courtney, and Brian are sharing a snack.
Then Brian goes to bed, and Ashtons like, Thats not cool.
Courtney says she doesnt care.
Ashton says, Youre actually very sensible.
Youre very grown up, even though youre not as old as what you look.
You are as mature as every one of your positive features make you out to look like.
Courtney describes Ashtons continued attempts to get her to have sex with him astonishing and goes to bed.
Next week, a new deckhand who Ashton knows joins the boat to replace Abbi.
It can only be: Ross, Rhylee, or Tyler.
