Below Deck
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But its not like shes throwing sea urchins at people.
Courtney says she didnt take a side and Brian and his abs patter out.
At 1:33 a.m., Tanner texts Simone to confirm shes up.
In the morning, Lee calls Kate up for coffee before shes even put on her blue T-shirt.
Shes hungover, has makeup on her face from crying, and feels embarrassed about it all.
Lee tells her that hes bitterly disappointed in her.
Kate seems understanding, but shes a season regular, so there are no real consequences here.
She goes off to visit with Courtney, the only person who seems to like her.
If Master Pearson can do it… A broken bone, a sting, a flesh wound, smoke inhalation take your pick!
Ashton invites Kate to the bow to talk.
In the kitchen, Kevin realizes his fan broke.
On deck, Ashton swiffers, and his team asks how it went with Kate.
He says, Shes sorry I feel that way HAHAHAHA.
I got so much shit for it.Ashton: Ohhh.
From Sims?Tanner: Fucking dancing with a party girl?
Its like pretending a stripper likes you.
Tanner rants about how if he had a girlfriend it wouldnt be someone who got jealous that fucking easy.
That girl who couldnt turn an iron from low to maximum.
Hours before the family arrives for their charter, Captain Lee calls the crew to an emergency meeting.
The emergency is that the DJ equipment at the Dream Beach Club has been damaged by the crews cannonballs.
The guests board the boat and Lee drives them to park somewhere scenic and full of jellyfish.
Not little jellies that youd be fine noticing during a snorkel, but horrifically largePlanet Earth-style jellyfish.
Have fun setting it up, your muscles charm me not at all, kay thanks!!!
Kevin gets right on grinding up the almonds he soaked the night before for his Caprese salad dressing.
He thinks this is the perfect food to serve because his kitchen is 89 degrees and everyone likes cheese.
Only, mozzarella is white and it looks especially bad with a huge dark hair on it.
When one of the women notices this, she sends it back.
Kevin says this is a nightmare.
And the primary: Strike one!
Kevin says its not his hair unless he pulled a pube out, which he didnt.
(But did Tanner?)
His real audience is this mom, whose verdict is: Porks, like, not my favorite?
Im supposed to hate this woman, but I dont.
In the crew quarters, Tanner asks Simone if its cool theyre keeping it casual.
Simone says yes but that she still wants to be treated with respect.
She hates that she thinks Tanner is hot.
At breakfast they eat what the dad thinks is a passion fruit.
These may be the first normal, non-odious people who have ever appeared onBelow Deck.
While Tanner and Rhylee struggle, Kevin decides to grill fish.
What happened to restraining his style in his fan-less world?
The fire alarm ends the episode.
