Below Deck
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Well, it only took seven episodes butBelow Deckseason seven has finally hit its stride.
He says he doesnt know how he ended up kissing Kate, but that wasnt me.
Which is the same idiotic shit Joao pulled with his Jezabob alter ego.
Over a table of folded towels, Simone tells Courtney that shes in love with Tanner.
Kate tells Simone she gets to do the late shift on this charter.
And then spends what seems to be half an hour teaching her how to do just that.
The next morning, Brians knee starts looking like it might explode.
Were getting lit every night!
cries one middle-aged man as he approaches Valor.
One divorcee starts talking immediately about how badly she wants Ashton to de-shirt.
One of the men reveals himself to be a Trump supporter.
Another orders a vodka Sprite.
I hate them so much and I am so glad theyre here.
All these drinks Im gonna be SIMONE-ing over the toilet tomorrow!
one of the Trumpy man-children says to her.
He decides to make meat and beans and goes, Michael is fantasized by American kind of steakhouse.
Out on deck, Tanner says to Brian, So, you gonna text Courtney to marry you?
You know, grandma stuff.
Kevin feeds them pumpkin risotto and more meat, figuring theyre so wasted theyll enjoy eating anything.
Captain Lee, making yet another fashion statement, looks out the window wearing his slacks and no shirt.
Kevin wears a pirate hat, and Tanner has a plastic pirate machete tucked into his belt.
He replies, Thems that die be the lucky ones.
Did she also order a fake plank for Lee to march the boats most annoying people off of?
Because these guests are dim enough to do it!
Next, we find out that the new deckhand is RHYLEE, which is incredibly exciting.
If these drunken monsters dont froth up the drama enough, she definitely will.
