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Thepirate-fetishizing guestsare still on the boat.
Before breakfast, Kate tells Courtney to make them more Jell-O shots.
At breakfast, they cheers to getting booty.
Ashton walks in next, and Rhylee starts cackling like Ursula the sea witch.
Rhylee then meets Tanner and Brian.
Brian tells her that Abbi decided to leave the boat, opening the job to Rhylee.
Rhylee decides, like everyone else on the boat, that Brian is sexy.
He says stuff like, Chef, me and Simone are gonna go SHARK DIVING HAHA!
She nervously asks if she has to put the espresso in the blender.
Courtney is like, no, you … pour espresso over ice.
At the lunch table, the primary dumps ice water on his female friends.
Kate decides the primary is drunk and creepy and switches Courtney and Simone to spare Simone from further harassment.
The guests, whose vocabulary is limited to Instagram captions, take more shots and toast to being lit.
He manages not to turn pirate day intoFifty Shadesnight and refrains from more intense flirtation.
Kevin, who has no soul, looks at her like shes the primarys sunburn.
The next morning the primary wanders the deck shirtless again with another neon drink.
Lee begs the gods not to let him into his wheelhouse, but he toddles in anyway.
He asks for a chicken stir-fry with specific vegetables.
When he hands it to Courtney he says, I hope his face burns off.
After the breakfast stir-fry, the guests finally leave.
Can someone turn that quote into a florid Captain Lee needlepoint?
Will buy on Etsy.
They go to dinner and we enjoy the first great fight of the season.
It starts when Kate asks Kevin to order appetizers.
Rhylee interrupts to ask if he can order something Paleo, like the prawns.
Instead of just doing it, which would have been easy, he plunges headfirst into an altercation.
He mocks her by asking her if she wants a salad.
After all that pirate nonsense, who wouldnt?
Tanner and Kevin retreat to the beach, where Kevin obsesses over the argument and shouts Eat a dick!
They order shots and Kevin, who thinks hes so clever, shouts, Paleo shots!
Then Ashton, Tanner, and Courtney go to the beach to talk about Rhylee behind her back.
Ashton says hes not going to let Rhylee ruin their happy family.
Simone and Rhylee walk over, and Ashton and Rhylee have a blowout about general drama.
He blames the ruined evening on her, even though Kevin started it.
Shes like, dont walk away, now waving her flip-flops angrily.
Ashton says, Youre a joke, which is a mean thing to say to your employee.
Rhylee says Ashton doesnt even want to talk about the problem.
Its a great question.
Who is Tanner, and what value hasheadded this season?
Rhylee replies, Where do I belong, Ashton?
And he says, You belong on a fucking fishing boat in Alaska!
Honestly, Bravo, why isnt that a spinoff yet?
