Below Deck
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Ashton bumbles around the boat unable to remember what happened with him and Laura the night before.
Laura complains to Kate about how Ashton was grinding on other ladies the night before.
Ross tells him he was a slut and then they go to bro out over some window washing.
Speaking of bones, Rhylee and Laura watch the sunset while Rhylee goes, My vagina hurts!
She says she and Tyler had sex five times the night before because he stays hard.
The next morning, Adrians sad, sugar-free food arrives and Tyler and Rhylee Thylee resume flirting whilst cleaning.
This is why I like Rhylee, Tyler says.
Im gonna marry this girl.
I bet she hates him at the reunion.
Ashton, still investigating his standing with Laura, turns to frenemy Adrian in the kitchen.
Ashton decides not to show Adrian that this bothers him because he doesnt want to give Adrian the satisfaction.
The guests come aboard in a flurry of scoop necks and firm pectorals.
Kate tours them around the boat and one goes, This is the nicest yacht bathroom Ive seen.
Which is a sentence you cant unhear.
Josiah then has to make tequila shots with the guests gathered round, cheering for his hair.
While Josiah frets, the primary and his peanut gallery talk about him behind his back.
Hes definitely on the team, you guys, the primary says.
I dont think so, his freeloaders say.
Ive got good dar, the primary replies.
Which is another sentence you cant unhear.
I find it insane that the boat doesnt have cabinets that lock better than that?
When they get to their parking spot the water is calm enough to serve lunch.
The guests are hangry but spirited enough to go: Talk about the first time you touched a dick!
Each wears at least one necklace.
They stuff down Adrians duo of lobster, but are still starving.
They start whining that they want mozzarella sticks like third-graders.
Adrian makes them steak.
They send back the steak.
They demand A1 steak sauce.
After lunch, everyone has to prepare for the gold party.
The guests want Josiah to wear a gold lame Speedo, which mortifies him.
Kate suggests he wear it with a gold lame T-shirt, and he acquiesces.
While they cheer, he feebly attempts to explain to the primary that one is dairy-free.
He poses for a photo with these wingnuts before escaping to clothe himself.
Things have always worked out fine on this show, butwhat if this time its not fine?
