Below Deck
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Bravo bookends this episode with two sets of totally horrible guests and I am so happy.
Like he has no idea why Lee might be plucking them from the ocean like plastic garbage bags.
Down below, Tyler has a break, which he uses to eat and wear a sweater.
He tells Josiah he doesnt know what hell do after this charter, and Josiahs like, Alaska!
And Kate comes by and says, You look so different in your Alaskan sweater!
I dont want anything more [from Rhylee].
While the guests dress for their wig party, Rhylee asks Ashton about Laura.
In their bunk, Tyler tells Rhylee hes thinking about finding a boat to run when this job ends.
Rhylee says with Tylers sailing skills and her fishing skills … And then Tyler freaks out.
The quickest way to scare me off, he tells us, is by forcing yourself into my future.
His reaction to Rhylee is ridiculous because everyone knows that vacation relationships are just like this.
Kate has to literally shoo the horrible charter guests away from the bar and off the boat.
Kate suggests that these women will be easy because theyll just guzzle wine and wear caftans all day.
Hes like, Lets just go back to banging.
What was wrong with that?
The next morning, the charter guests come aboard shouting about boob sweat.
The meats right here!
Adrian says, standing over her.
Shes like, huh?
Krystal then has a fight with someone named Chelsea who flees in tears.
Krystal shouts, I dont want to ruin the rest of my trip with this WHORE!
She fucking tried to apologize and she was a WHORE about it!
And the crew, along with the rest of America, is so happy to be witnessing this outburst.
Except for Adrian because hes insane.
But this fight was just a warm-up to the truly special one that unfolds at dinner.
Krystal falls asleep in a booth wrapped in a blanket and her friends leave.
Ashton offers to carry her to bed and she cries from within her cocoon, Dont fucking touch me.
Go inside, just.
Like, I dont care anymore.
She then returns to pretending to sleep while everyone talks about her.
Ashtons already gone to bed!
Josiahs defenses might be limited to his citrus peeler and one of Kates bobby pins.
