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Were now five episodes in and its time for the season to stop feeling like its on Benadryl.
Im talking fights without apologies.
Bloody Marys made with ketchup.
Better yet: those nachos Mila made on the last season ofBelow Deck Mediterranean.
A really dry chicken breast at the very least!
Ashton points out that he was at work by nine, as hard as it was.
Abbis response to this: Rules are not my forte.
Courtney says she doesnt choose partners based on looks and shes trying to overlook Brians perfect Instagram body.
Makes one of us.
But actually, none of the guests have seemed dissatisfied with Kevins food?
Abbi goes to eat lunch by herself and texts with her boyfriend Patrick.
Then she goes upstairs and tells Simone and Courtney shes engaged.
Simone and Courtney look at her like shes a bad home renovation.
Courtney: My eyes are rolling all the way off the boat.
At night Kevin calls one of his sisters to complain about work.
He asks if he should leave, like this whole work thing is just optional for him.
Meanwhile, Tanner is sick and throws up in the bathroom while saying Jiminy Cricket.
Smart boss move in 2019, Ashton.
The guests arrive squealing in flurry of caftans.
Tanner hoists a piece of their luggage onto the boat and goes, Jesus Christmas.
I know Kate said she would probably sleep with him, but really?
Im afraid to know what bizarre slang from 80 years ago comes out of his mouth during sex.
No one remembers more than one or two courses from any tasting menu.
(For me, Ashton says of the stripping, its just something that comes naturally.)
Brian goes inside to flirt with Courtney while Ashton visits the aft deck that Brian should have been mopping.
The next morning, Ashton apologizes to Brian, totally ruining what was a perfectly enjoyable garden-variety Bravo spat.
After the meeting, she tells Tanner and Brian that shes unhappy because she doesnt like the vibe.
He tells her shes not doing her job which is true!
Speaking of tongue, I think Ashton also kisses Kate?
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