Below Deck Mediterranean
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Just 44 minutes stand between us and leaving this cursed season of reality television behind.
Lets get this over with.
Its morning on the last day of charter, and Rob is fighting with Jess.
But what else is new?
Rob, meanwhile, is avoiding Jess in the galley, so maybeeverythingisnt okay.
The guests have left, and everyone on the crew is more excited than theyve been this whole season.
And their happiness is contagious Imexcited for this to be over too!
Sandy compliments her crew for rising above the drama and firings (hmm, wonder who did that?
), and it sounds like shes going to cry again.
As over Sandys antics as I am after this season, this is all kind of sweet.
But only kind of!
Have you even had a night out that doesnt end in fighting yet?
Um, no, Rob replies.
The deck crew also finds some shoes that one of the guests left behind?
Then Sandy is putting on her leather jacket, and you know were about to go out.
But enough about Sandy, because she has left and were going clubbing.
And Aesha is living!
What a treat shes been for these last two episodes.
Then were on the dance floor, where Alex and Bugsy are agreeing that they love what we have.
Good for them, too!
Then, the charter guests are at the club too, for some reason.
Rob starts chatting up Hannah, which bothers Jess, even though they are single tonight!
Plus, as Malia reminds Jess, Hannah is married.
(Hannah is married??)
That doesnt stop Jess from flicking a cigarette at them.
But before we know it, the guests have left the club, and the crew is leaving too.
Clearly, motherfucker, you have your own demons to work out.
And youve damaged me along the way, and its unfortunate, she says.
And I dont quite know what in particular shes referring to with Rob?
But thenRobis crying on the dock?
And Malia is trying to explain to him how boatmances go and kind of advocating for Jess?
But without Hannah and Kiko and even Lara (remember Lara?
), this is all the drama thats left on this fucking boat.
One standout line from Rob: To feel, its a gift.
This guy is such a parody!
Then Jess asks for a hug and says some things and, I guess theyre better?
After all those fricking fights?
Im sorry, I couldnotfollow what happened with Jess and Rob there.
And then, were saying our good-byes.
Alex leaves, feeling confident that he can be a deckhand on a big boat, as he should!
Bring him back next season!
(And only him!)
Although I hope shes enjoying life back in New Zealand.
Malia and Tom are the last to leave, and we all know by now how that turned out.
Lets hope its not this one.)
But after dragging on for weeks and weeks, its over.
Can we get a round of shots over here, yo?
I do admire Zaida for sneaking into the bridge to snap some photos before leaving.
I also admire her for telling Rob at the club that she left her shoes onboard.
(And I know she never got them back.)
Who farted in the elevator on the way out of the restaurant?
No, it was Malia, of course.
Some highlights from the where are they now?
