Below Deck Mediterranean
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Aesha, meanwhile, is being force-fed alcohol at the beach club closing party in Ibiza with the guests.
(There wasnt much forcing involved.)
Its wonderful chaos when the guests return to the boat.
(Did he pack that baseball bat?
Did Alex pick up the baseballs out of the sea?)
one of the guests says as a toast, and I have to agree.
Dessert sounds divine: chocolate fondant with a mousse espresso martini.
But they apologize and go to sleep.
You want to talk about juxtaposition?
And is that Johnny Damon peeing off the deck?
I hope he had a stiff drink while he watched this episode.
But Malia wakes up, notices the boat is a mess, and tells Rob thats not allowed.
He knows, but she knows too, telling us that hes out of it because of Jess.
As a Rob-Jess hater, its a little fulfilling to watch this overblown relationship finally catch up to them.
But not fully, because Jess has the best day of work on this boat yet!
Im happy for Jess, who is a good crew member even if shes not second stew material.
But Rob has to walk in on them, and says that everyones allowed to make a mistake.
He still has one of the best accents this show has ever heard.)
Now back to this episodes regularly scheduled Rob and Jess programming.
She yells at Rob, then claims shes not yelling, then storms away.
Its a little entertaining, but its also really frustrating.
And cutting between footage of Malia and Tom being all lovey-dovey doesnt make it any better.
Condolences to Bugsy, and I guess Pete, for being in their tense car.
And finally, we get a major night out where shit actually goes down.
Tom tells Rob to chill, and Rob takes that as teach Aesha drinking tricks which, sure!
Surely, Jess calls that flirting in her confessional.
Something clicks, and oh my god, theyre making out on the dancefloor!
!Somethinggood is happening!
The man said he feels broken!
He just changed his ticket to Bali!
Just let us watch the fight!
[flicks hair toward Aesha] you’re free to get the fuck out of my face!
And with that, are Jess and Rob over?
Their multiple apologies this episode alone tell me not yet.
Next episode, I guess well find out what Aesha says.
And Robs probably spring flowers or something, Tom adds.
