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Wheres the drama I ordered?
Looks like Ill have to wait yet another episode for that.
Sandy excuses it, and thats one plot point resolved without issue.
Hannah makes them a charcuterie plate, and then a few more, while saying shes gonna die.
I thinkYoure just slicing cheese!
Pete made me mad multiple times this episode, something that hasnt happened since before he got fired.
The first came as Malia talked to him about his sarcasm over the radiofrom last episode.
Thenmaybeyou shouldnt have chosen to take on a role in which you have to report to someone?
Kiko has planned what hes calling an international menu, with each course representing a country.
I hope Sandys inner food critic is on leave tonight and her inner expediter takes over.
Thats 72 freaking plates!
Maybe throw a second on Leons plate.
Service starts, with no problems from the kitchen so far.
The guests enjoy their oysters even Leon, who says its fire.
The moqueca goes out without a peep from Captain Sandy or Hannah.
), but that doesnt turn into anything.
The guests think so as well, and Kiko enters the dining area to rapturous applause.
He says he feels like a football player scoring a goal, and my heart is now overflowing.
I hope Sandy stops watching over his shoulder after this.
Yet these guests just dont stop.
Kiko deserves at least $1,000 more, and I will gladly crowdfund it.
Bugsy & Alex:Bugsy has taken to Alex at dinner, despite Petes best efforts.
Oh, and drunk Bugsy keeps insisting theyre in love throughout the night.
Werent you worried to be working with such a lousy chief stew again?
It wouldve been the line of the episode, if this exchange actually amounted to anything.
Instead, Bugsy just explains that shes matured and is ready to support Hannah in her place as second.
Which is, like, what shes supposed to say, but could this all be any moreboring?
Lara really spoiled us.
He just keeps talking, and Bugsy looks genuinely scared.
Well see next week, when we get another crop of difficult guests.
Bugsy speaks in an iconic American accent after Jess cant understand what shes saying during table setup.
Why didnt we like her again?
I dont fucking care, man.
