Below Deck Mediterranean
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Bugslex (Algsy?)
Its the drunkest the crew has been this season, because when in Ibiza!
Later, Jess is walking on the deck, and Rob goes out of his way to avoid her.
Its all pretty entertaining until they finally get to bed for the night (in separate ones!)
and Jess cries herself to sleep.
The morning brings an argument that Im pretty sure wakes up the rest of the crew.
Meanwhile, were en route to Palma, where well pick up our next charter.
But actually, shes going to bring Rob in forthemto talk, like a charter yacht Dr. Phil.
(She reasons that their fight could take a toll on the whole crew.)
As Bugsy leaves, they just stare at each other at first.
which we havent yet seen on this boat.
Its so big and organized!
(That shirt also describes Jess and Robs relationship, Alex accurately notes.)
And Sandy blows the horn for them!
Eric and his friends really want to play ultimate frisbee with the crew for some reason.
At first, I have no idea where theyre going to play ultimate.
Eventually we anchor and boat the guests and crew over to a nearby beach to face off.
(Im sure the Spanish beachgoers love them for it.)
Also, who goes to Spain to play ultimate frisbee?
After lunch, for some reason, the guests want to teach Aesha and Jess jujitsu.
Again, this is yourvacation!
Bugsy and Tom both go on break, but another one of the guests wants cucumbers.
Ive forgotten how much of a royal dick a chef can be!
Its a wonderful line because it underscores that were really arguing over a cucumber and an avocado!
Aesha starts to cry, and Tom has the audacity to tell her to calm down with the waterworks.
She leaves crying and asks Bugsy to talk in their cabin.
Think Bugsy will have Aesha and Tom talk things out in the salon next episode?
Tip Sheet
Jess and Rob have been dating for about three weeks.
What were Malia and Tom doing three weeks into their boatmance?
Just banging it out, Tom says.
Like jackrabbits, Malia adds.
Eric likes his brownies female: no nuts.
Maybe thats what the camera is for.
