Below Deck Mediterranean

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Do you know how good we used to have it?

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all in two episodes!

(Except, you know, without the biggest all-star of them all, one Hannah Ferrier.)

Aesha knows about Hannah and Bugsys past, but wants to make her mind up on Bugsy herself.

Shes fine after Malia bandages her up, and Im just glad to have her onboard.

This is dinner, one of the guests says of Toms excessive portions.

The guests love it all the same.

As much as I love Hannah, Jess is right: Bugsy is being a great leader.

Rob, meanwhile, is being a just terrible crew member.

He doesnt tell Malia and Sandy that in the crew mess when Sandy notices his demeanor, though.

Instead, he literally just says hes checked out.

But we have a neon party to get to!

Bugsy has given her stews neon tutus and set up face-painting for the guests, because she!

And Tom is making a more refined dinner, with scallops for the first course.

That is, until Bugsy drops the bowl and the whole plate, which felt bound to happen.

This somehow doesnt faze Tom, who turns out a new plate in a minute.

Even without the bowl, its hot enough for Johnny.

Theres no after-dinner wrestling for Johnny Damon this season, just cigars.

Michelle accepts it, killing what couldve been a story line for the ages but saving her vacation.

when he gets a text.

She isnt okay with it, and thats that, as she leaves the room to start working.

She couldve left it as Robs problem!

She once … destroyed an exs house?

Lucky for Rob, they make up before breakfast is over, and this turns into one big nonissue.

Its an afternoon of fun for everyone.

Its another episode of Bugsy and Alex circling around their feelings for each other.

I justneedthem to go on one proper date before the season ends!