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Grande invented staying home.

She has been wearing a sweatshirt for years.

She has more than one dozen dogs and at least one pig.

Her only furniture is a series of beanbag chairs.

Almost all of her Instagrams are just videos of her dogs lying in bed with her.

She is an introverted Cancer whose favorite weather is depressing rain.

She is from Florida, where its never a good idea to go outside.

The Way (2013):Grande and Mac Miller extol the virtues of watching movies in bed.

Bang Bang (2015):Grande suggests that holding hands in school is not good.

Too Close (2015):Grande describes the unfortunate feeling of being painfully horny during a pandemic.

Baby, tell me, do you feel it like I do?

We dont need no presents / We dont need that kitchen / We dont need them recipes.

December (2015):Grande asks to be taken home immediately.

Into You (2016):Grande suggests indoor activities.

So name a game to play / and Ill roll the dice, hey.

Let Me Love You (2016):Fresh from a breakup, Grande still stays home.

Blazed (2018):Grandes man just came over and they are going to get blazed.

He is not allowed to leave.

Later, she reminds us it is important to call each other on the phone while distanced.

Breathin (2018):Grande provides free therapy for us all.

Break Up With Your Girlfriend, Im Bored (2019):Grande does some jealous fantasizing from home.

Then I realize shes right there / And Im at home like, Damn, this aint fair.

Imagine (2019):Grande outlines some more fun home activities.

Be Alright (2016):Were gonna be all right.

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