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As Madonnaput it from her floral Instagram milk bath,Thats the thing about COVID-19.
Whats terrible about it, she added, is whats great about it.
Ill continue to update it as things get weirder.
Dr. Phil
BIG KNIFE!
SMALL WIFE!pic.twitter.com/W9evOykj5H
I dont know whats happening here, but I am certain its evil.
Im sorry, but like, its a virus, I get it.
Which is terrible, but like, inevitable?
Maybe I shouldnt be doing this right now.
I guess I wish I could take a bath like that, minus the eugenics-y vibes.
Yeah in America they made me vacinate my child before the school admission.
It was the hardest thing.
To not have choice over this as a mother.
I never wanna feel that again.
Sometimes it veers off the rails, but more often than not, its harmless.
A nice idea, absolutely chaotic in execution.
Im not sure what the worst part is that there was no accompanying donation?
That everyone looks like they want to die?
Kristen Wiig being dragged into all of this?
Again: perhaps well-intentioned, but wildly privileged.
I dont know a better person(s).
I swear to god, we must protect Jane Fonda at all fucking costs.
Maria Bamford, Mike Birbiglia, Sarah Silverman, et al.
Me & @mariabamfoo raising some bucks for a good cause over on Instagram with some new jokes!!
Everyone else, take note!
I dont know, I ship it.
Laura Dern
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Also reading to kids.
Truly too good for this world.
I am sorry to even put her in this piece because she deserves her own novel.
Neutral Good
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Stay at home as much as possible.
Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads).
There is a curfew now.
He proceeded to share that his donkeys, Lulu and Whiskey, love carrots.
JoJo
catch me on IG LIVE every week day at noon.
im just singin and carryin on.
heres a clip of me playin around with MAN yesterday.
a friendly reminder that this song is soooooo not about wanting a man/needing a man/ finding a man.
until you meet your equal- dont waste ya time!
and rn since we have no choice- just do it!
write out what you want for yourself and believe its yours!
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Lizzo
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Mindfulness, flutes, crystals, mantras.
A New Age hero.
Let me tell yall motherfuckers something … A bitch is scared.
We have an enemy in coronavirus that is faceless, raceless, sexless, nondenominational, and bipartisan.
And we all agree we want to beat him.
