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Whoa!Another new episode ofGame of Throneswas on last night!
I dont get it, but I dont need to.
I can just be thankful for this opportunity to see so many exciting preparations for war!
Man, oh man was this episode prepare-y!
Fans of preparation simply could not be disappointed with whatGame of Thronesdished out tonight!
Jon and Daenerys are brother and sister.
Is this aLittle Mermaidsituation?
Did they all give up their voices for legs?
Okay, that concludes old business.
Things pick up right where they left off last week with the fallout from Jaime Lannisters arrival at Winterfell.
I kind of zoned out.
But cut me some slack!
Oh, also in this scene, Cerseis plan becomes a little clearer.
I take back what I said last week about Cersei having half a plan.
And, oh yeah THEY DONT HAVE TIME FOR DUMB ARGUMENTS BECAUSE MONSTERS ARE COMING!
Arya rolls up on that apprentice blacksmith whos all sweaty and beefy in the firelight.
Then we seeBranand Jaime by that weird sleeping tree.
Not a good use of time or energy!
Well, I dont.
Is Jaime the father?
I mean, good luck, but its gonna be pretty crowded in there.
We dont need to hear that Jorah thinks Tyrion is a pretty smart guy.
Not when there are monsters coming.
Tyrions smart, we get it!
Then Sansa and Daenerys have a big sit-down.
and Daenerys says, Someone taller.
Boy is Sansa happy to see Reek!
Didnt he kill two of her brothers?
Or something like that?
Then its slop time at Winterfell.
Ser Davos must have mouthed off to Colonel Potter because hes pulling KP duty.
Can you guess the other three?
I falsely accuse people of having red beards all the time and its a real problem.
And even on the off chance that they defeat the zombies, cant the news wait till then?
Why is Sam trying to stir up trouble on the night before the most important battle ever?!
Who is he working for?!
Who is he, my Twitter followers?
He cant let anything go, can he?
Remember the taller man Daenerys mentioned in her scene with Sansa?
Yep, thats my new prediction.
I guess well see next week, but I think those dudes are halfway to Dorne by now.
ThenArya and the blacksmith throw down in the hayafter getting in the mood with some sexy talk about leeches.
Then its back to the fire, where it turns out Giantsbane is surprisingly woke.
But Brienne seems pretty happy about it, so good for her!
I could be wrong, but by all appearances, next week things will happen on this TV show.
Okay, thats a recap wrap!
Last week, it was the sleeping tree, and this week: cowardly slop customer.
Its so, so good this season!
See you next time!