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Andres Govea (@mij0andres) is a stand-up comedian based in NYC but hails from McAllen, Texas.
TV PITCH: Americas Next Top Model but one of them is a horse.
I love to do alternative TV/movie pitches on Twitter.
They really give me a giggle.
Tyra Banks should absolutely make a cycle where the girls have to compete against a very attractive horse.
Id love to see a horse in a CoverGirl commercial.
Or at the very least Id like to see Tyra yell in a horses face for two minutes.
I thought to myself, Who are these white twinks blowing up my spot?
Chin down, a furrowed brow, and pursed lips on a frail body?
Well, mama, thats my thing.
Since then I vowed to achieve a higher booking fee than the two combined.
Has using Twitter as a platform for your jokes benefitted your comedy in any way?Not … really.
I constantly complain to my friends that I dont get the number of likes I deserve on Twitter.
Sure, I do post inappropriate content but, without a doubt, its funny.
I live for the DMs that I receive of: Andres you cant do that!
Yes, I call my bf Daddy BECAUSE I FORGOT HIS NAME!!!!
That day we were celebrating our four-month anniversary and we were in, lets say, an intimate moment.
For the life of me, I could not remember my boyfriends name.
Bad, I know!
All of sudden, something clicked: Ill call him Daddy!
Unfortunately, I thought of that idea two days later :/ We broke up a week later.
Its clear from your tweets that you joke about your sexuality a lot.
Probably the hardest times Ive laughed have been hooking up with my boyfriend in the dead of night.
As far as my other marginalized identities being Latinx, brown, femme, etc.
all of it directly influences my humor.
Thats sort of who I am.
There are so many hayters online that need to be checked and unfortunately, I have to do it.
Not my fault they looked so mean.
As I found out later, their owner had left them stranded in Williamsburg.
They were on their way to Nevada to find her.
I tossed them a quarter and said Good luck, boys.
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*I was high when I walked by a stoop sale.
Do you have any ultimate career goals with your stand-up?
Or is it more of just doing something you enjoy doing?Stand-up is a HUGE hobby for me!
Im waiting until I get the courage to take the LSAT.
I take that back.
Have you seen the blockbuster hit movie,Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle?
Well, I want to remake that movie but … worse.
Drew Barrymore just give me the rights!
So back to you being a Nicki Minaj stan: Anything you wanna say to her?
I bet she Googles her name.Hi Nicki, its me!
I dont think Lil Wayne needed to be in the Good Form music video.
I hope youre doing well.
But bitch, I know you are.
;) Id love to have you feature on my song, Writing a Comedy Song Isnt That Hard.
Ill send the track, whenever.
just follow me back.
Signed, one of your sons.
