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Amy Zimmer (@oneamyzimmer) is a writer and comedian living in New York.

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She is deeply online.

If you like her tweets, you’re able to also find her on Instagram at@aezimmer_.

And if you dont like her tweets, why not try her Instagram@aezimmer_instead?

Bread should have caffeine…….

Purest thought Ive ever had.

I rarely tweet so quickly.

This was like water.

And water, as scientists are now confirming, helps make bread.

Well, it should have caffeine.

Thank you, I love you.

How similar is your online persona to you in real life?It is and it isnt?

Im sure most people are not entirely their online persona, are they?

Weird.pic.twitter.com/ek9cGUg1ND

One of those classic bits wrought out of pain.

So, this exchange came together in what ultimately felt like a little bit of release.

And youve got to give it up for that you havegotto give it up for release!

I make short films.

I act in other peoples projects all the activities guaranteed to make a person relaxed and easy-breezy.

Were holding in our pee in 2018

What goes on inside?

This is of course a question we ask ourselves from time to time.

I had been going through a period of time where I wasnt taking great care of my body.

I wondered,What do I look like in X-ray?What happens next will shock you!

But sometimes I share those pictures with some caption.

Which is … often!

Very love me or leave me situation.

My least favorite topics are probably fast jokes made around the news cycle.

I dont know, maybe that will change.

But this video changed all of that for me.

I now say how I feel with ease, as seen here.

I like the narrative writing I do to feel that way.

Also, and people always say this, but the character limit does help in getting to the point.

Twitter helps you to be brief things likeI have to go now.

Twitter is full of stuff like that.

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