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A curious fan asked which cheese, to which Brownreplied, IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER!
He continued, YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT CRAZY LOOKS LIKE?
IVE GOT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF AND THREE FEET OF GARDEN HOSE!
YOU WANNA DANCE?
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BACK THE HELL OFF!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT CRAZY LOOKS LIKE?
I’VE GOT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF AND THREE FEET OF GARDEN HOSE!
YOU WANNA DANCE?
I’LL DEAL WITH YOU AS SOON AS I’M DONE WITH THIS CAPT CRUNCH SITZ BATH.
TWO WORDS: RANCH…STINGS.
MURDER HORNET FONDUE
HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY EVER MET A “JOLLY RANCHER”?
YOU WANNA EAT WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT?
FINE…EAR WAX.
PRINCE SAID IT BEST “LET’S GET CRAZY.”
SWISS FREAKIN' MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE
GRAPENUTS ROCK…ESPECIALLY WITH HALF N HALF AND SCOTCH.
I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE.
Turn off the lights and run 23 Slim Jims through the juicer.
who’s with me?
I SAID “WHO’S WITH ME”?
I think I blacked out.
What’d I miss?
