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But Arya Stark has the best idea: Shedoes sex with Gendry.
Because this scene gave Arya control,it worked well.
Here are theGame of Thronescharacters who should do it before everyone dies, along with how it should happen.
Jaime Lannister and Brienne (plus Tormund)
Jaime and Brienne will do sex.
They are in love.Game of Thronesis not complete until this happens.
While fighting wights and White Walkers, Jaime stares longingly at Brienne, who is kicking ass.
This turns Jaime on.
He politely asks if he can pull her in for a kiss, and shes like, What?
But he says, The dead dont know love.
SO they make out passionately, unbothered by their enemies.
Jaime asks Samwell Tarly, the smartest person nearby, to marry them in the Light of the Seven.
He does, though hes unsure if hes allowed to do this.
Jaime and Brienne are shocked at how much they enjoy this, but agree to never discuss it again.
They go back to fighting, and neither of them die.
Davos Seaworth and his wife (he has one!)
The Immortal Onion Knight who will never die deserves some nice, sexy times before he does not die!
But his routine is broken when he hears a familiar voice.
Remember when that happened?!
So heres whatll happen: Sansa and Tyrion spend a majority of the Battle of Winterfell in the crypts.
Youre hot and this union is good for me, politically, Sansa says.
Tyrion says: There is no man worthy of Sansa Stark in all of Westeros.
Sansa agrees, but she also reminds him that hes very hot, so they do it real quick.
But no one hears him, because he is dead.
did not allow it to end with a sleepover.
But Cerseis in the mood.
Cersei ignores him, and bluntly asks if hes better at sex than Euron Greyjoy.
Strickland says that Euron told everyone in the Golden Company that Cersei likes a finger in her bum.
Cersei takes a sip of wine, grins, and tells The Mountain to get out of her room.
It gets weird, because Harry keeps shouting, IM SORRY!
IM SORRY ABOUT THE ELEPHANTS!
She is upset, scared, but also horny.
She brings him to her bedchamber, and they do it on a bear skin rug.
Jorah of Bear Island thinks this is a dream.
from all the way down there.
Daenerys delivers Jorah back to the battlefield, where he fights more confidently than he has in his life.
He slaughters hundreds of wights and White Walkers and dies heroically, happy, and in love.
He looks sexy, because of the eye patch, and because of his voice.
Sandor Clegane thinks this, but keeps it to himself.
The Lord of Light has brought us together even though I tried to execute you in season three.
This is his moment, Beric says for the 15th time that day.
Instead of telling Beric Dondarrion to shut his mouth, Sandor Clegane kisses him on the mouth.
They pick up right where they left off: doing sex on a ship in the Narrow Sea.
Dolorous Edd and Melisandre
Dolorous Edd wont be a sad virgin anymore!
While Edd gets in position to defend Winterfell, Old Mellie uses her ancient charms to seduce him.
Edds like, Listen, youre scary and Im into this, but I have a war to fight.
Old Mellie says, This is your destiny, Dolorous Edd.
They have sex repeatedly, until Old Mellie has given birth to 100,000 shadow babies.
The Battle of Winterfell is won by an army of shadow babies with the face of Dolorous Edd.
Then Davos kills Melisandre, and everyone is chill about it.
Qyburn and The Mountain
Qyburn is into dead things.
Remember how fondly he looked at the wight hand in season seven?
Hes got a fetish, and its dead people.
Sadly, Qyburns own experiment is the death of him: The Mountain zombie issostrong that this kills him.
But this is what Qyburn wanted all along.
Its a classic Frankenstein bangs his monster and it kills him tale.
