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She co-hosts bothThe Unofficial Expertpodcast andComedy at the Knitting Factoryon Sundays.
She also recently completed the Comedy Central Digital Creators Program and appeared on Comedy Centrals 2018Up Nextstand-up showcase series.
And I was like Im actually just wasted and high but thank you so much.
I ended up taking a stand-up comedy class ($450, Im so rich).
Seven years later, Im still here and absolutely want my $450 back from that class.
Everyone wants to be successful but no one wants to actually be celibate to get there.
My emails are always flooded with job opportunities when Im not sexually active.
But then I had so many DMs from celibate ppl bragging about all the amazing jobs they have.
Then I realized,Bitch you might be onto something.
But Im not giving sex up for success, Im just too lazy to actually have it right now.
Has social media changed your sense of humor at all?
Im long-winded AF and I really have to be concise with my humor.
Also, its helped me be more open to other peoples comedy.
Initially I wont find something hilarious until Ive looked at it 12 times in a row.
Do you think thats a requirement in the industry today?
Is there any one thing you like doing more?Oh am I?
Damn didnt even realize that.
You absolutely have to be good at several things for longevity in this business.
One minute you arent getting booked on enough stand-up shows but booking several acting gigs.
Sometimes acting is slow but you might get into a writers room.
Not appearing gay enough is an actual thing in this beautiful society.
I get it on all ends not just people wondering if Ill go back to peen or not.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch Ive been a full-blown lesbian for almost seven years.
HEY WOMEN LIKE BOOBS and freshly-washed long hair too!!
Whats your favorite part about hostingComedy at the Knit?
The audience is so here for all of our shenanigans and jokes.
I run my material all the time, and it pushes me to write new stuff.
Its an iconic comedy staple and important that we keep the show lively and refreshing.
So theres always this unspoken question, Will the Sunday Knit show ever end?
Whats your favorite song to play on repeat?
Any suggestions for our spiraling readers?My favorite song to keep on loop is The Smiths Asleep.
Its the saddest song about death.
I cry my eyes out, and whatever dark feelings are inside will pour the hell out.
Eventually Im so exhausted from the sadness that I then turn into a happy person again (antidepressant-adjacent).
Its weird but it helps, and randomly my skin looks even better afterwards.
I cannot sleep without taking my makeup off.
Sleeping in makeup is a clear sign that you dont love yourself enough; its truly self-care.
I double cleanse my face.
One with Glossier Milky Jelly and the Drunk Elephant Beste No.
Then Hyaluronic Acid serum from Ordinary.
And I can not get enough of Kiehls Overnight Recovery for well-moisturized morning skin.
Also, drink water it keeps the skin young forever unless youre Trump.
Not even water and the sickest skin regimen can help that face.
