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Drinkwhenever a cat makes you feel horny.
Drink again to make yourself feel less weird about being horned up for a cat.
Drinkanytime you spot a pair of toes and feel a deep sense of horror.
Drinkwhen you realize you actually know none of the words to Jellicle Cats.
Drinkanytime there is a scene on a barge on the Thames.
This drink is purely to pass the time because these scenes are boring and unnecessary.
The iconic stage musical didnt need a plot, and neither did this movie.
If it was good enough forBetty Buckley, its good enough for us!!!!
Drinkwhenever the CGI fur disturbs you.
DrinkwheneverJason Deruloforgets his British accent.
Also drink for the two words when Taylor Swift remembers hers.
Drinkif and when you experience any real joy.
Drinkanytime a shot is framed exactly like Anne Hathaway singing I Dreamed a Dream inLes Miserables.
Tom Hooper, like, I beg you, learn to shoot another shot.
Drinkanytime a one-liner from Rebel Wilson makes you yearn for death.
(Extra sip when you spot the worlds largest bowl of peas.)
Drinkwhen you start wondering why Idris Elba is the only cat with abs.
Drinkwhen you realize Cat Judi Dench and Cat Ian McKellen have definitely fucked.
Drinkanytime Macavity teleports (?)
another cat (??)
using magic (???)
that turns it into dust (????).
Drinkat Jennifer Hudsons exquisite growl during Memory when she sings, Its so EASY to LEAVE me.
Drinkif you dont think cats belong in balloons.
Drinkwhen Judi Dench breaks the fourth wall and you realize the cats knew you were watching them all along.
Finish your drinkwhen you realize you still dont really know what constitutes a Jellicle Cat.
