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In reality, it is worthy of Zapruder-level examination.
Lets unpack it together, piece by piece.
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1.Aesthetics first.
Ashley is offering complimentary air-kisses while Mary-Kate looks quietly pained.
Whose idea was it to grant Ashley Benson her birthday wish?
What happened between the showers and the filming of this video?
They shun all forms of social media.
This appearance took place in a private, closed meeting attended only by Kohls employees.
Their exclusive social circle includes other wildly rich people, old French people, and horses.
Its possible theyve met at fashion-industry events, though the Olsens rarely attend those, either.
Is this the interpersonal iteration of the twins selling their line to Kohls?
Or is this an invitation being extended for the first time?
Alternatively, is this something the twins just say to people whom they have no intention of meeting?
One thing is clear: the Olsen twins are reviving their long-dead tradition ofsurrealist films.
