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ABC has been all over it, throughpromos, interviews, and film-homagephoto shoots.
Presented without context, heres all the very chaste, very celibate jokes you mightve missed.
I havent dated a virgin since I was 12, but Im willing to give it another shot.
Heres to the virgin with virgins cocktails!
Lifes all about experiencing things for the first time.
[Pops red balloon.]
Now that I popped your cherry, we dont have to talk about your virginity anymore!
At least hes a cute virgin!
[Holds playing card.]
I dont know what card you were thinking, but I just took your V-card.
I am the first virgin bachelor.
If I was the person Colton gave his virginity do, Id definitely bring outallthe tricks.
He kisses very well for a virgin.
Unlike any other season inBachelorhistory, Coltonreallyhas something to lose.
