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Did you hear me?
I said Rihanna is single!
PerUs Weekly, Rih and Hassan Jameel, her Saudi billionaire boyfriend of three years, have separated.
Get out your good cargo shorts, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Put on your best newsboy cap!
Its 2020, Rihanna is single, and were all shooting our shot!
Rihanna, a heterosexual woman, will move on to someone else.
Who will that someone else be?
Husbands area liability, and men area curse, but who might be next in Rihannas rotation?
Not good enough for Rihanna.SchmeonardoSchmiCaprio?
I see what youre doing there and still not good enough for Rihanna.DeonardoLiCaprio?
Stop this madness still not good enough for Rihanna!
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
I mean, I guess that may wait.
Im hearing reports that hes also not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Chrises Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, et al?
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Alans Arkin and Alda?
Not good enough for Rihanna.New YorkTimespolitical reporter Astead W. Herndon?
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
The flirty grip fromMarriage Story?
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
I … he is good enough for Rihanna but I would prefer him for someone else.
Stephan James?DM me back.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna, but good enough for an Oscar nomination!
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna.
Not good enough for Rihanna!
Dont even speak that name around me!
The conclusion, however, will remain the same: no man is good enough forRihanna.
(With the exception of Seth Meyers, who is worthyto day-drink with her.)
